Who Are the Extremists Again?
Hi, it’s me. I’m the problem, it’s me.
Here we go again: the FBI is investigating “radical traditional” Catholics.
A dangerous traditional Catholic?
Yes, it’s true! In a since reluctantly “disavowed” report (they’re only mad they got caught), a Virginia field office declared that radical traditionalist Catholics are (try not to laugh) dangerous and violent. Dangerous because they attend the Traditional Latin Mass (TLM) and reject the Vatican 2 wokification of the Church.
I know a lot of people who go to the TLM. As far as I know, they are not terrorists—unless they’ve got suicide vests under their Sunday best. They’re smuggling missiles in the missals! Those aren’t rosary beads—those are tiny grenades!
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I go to the local TLM sometimes. It’s lovely. It’s reverent. It’s hard to find one now, since Der Francis started rounding them up and exterminating the parishes that have them.
After all, this is the only church you’re allowed to worship at now:
Imagine the meeting where the FBI agents tried to figure out what a Traditional Latin Mass was.
I guess that means Latin is a dog whistle for white supremacy now. Tradition delenda est!
I suspect that Pope Francis and his powerful D.C.-area bishops requested that the FBI investigate these shadowy religious extremists. It’s not a stretch: the Vatican is energetically moving to crush the vibrant and growing TLM movement in the Catholic Church. Nothing makes these men angrier than young families embracing the old ways—the ways Francis was elected to eradicate.
But extremists are not just clogging the pews—they are also threatening children’s access to X-rated adult drag sex shows (also known as Our Sacred Democracy).
Yes, sadly, some radical extremists are trying to block children from experiencing these vital educational opportunities, like learning important lessons on how a grown man can fit all that junk into a tiny satin g-string, and how to hide the scars from your future DDD breast implants.
Our neighbor to the north is also grappling with the growing threat from violent extremists:
Josh Alexander, a Catholic high school student in Canada, has started a controversy after being arrested for protesting against transgender individuals' use of bathrooms and advocating for only two genders.
The officials of St. Joseph's Catholic High School in Renfrew, Ontario, suspended him, claiming that his presence would harm the well-being of transgender students.
He persisted and they had him arrested—for protesting drag queens in school. He wears a red baseball cap that says “Save Canada” on it, and a Canadian flag on an armband. An armband, okay? You know what that means.
Alexander, who described himself as a born-again Christian and led student action in support of last year's trucker convoy, reportedly has not been to school since he was first suspended in November. He was hit with a suspension for allegedly organizing protests at his school against biological males in girls' bathrooms and arguing in class that God created two unchangeable genders.
After he was released (with no charges), he said “at the end of the day, we stand on the right side of history.”
Who wants to tell him who’s going to be writing Canada’s future history textbooks?
Public elementary schools, thank goodness, are standing strong against extremist beliefs. In Oklahoma, students can check out a totally normal book from their library that teaches them how to masturbate to adult porn on the Internet. Normal kid stuff, nothing to worry about.
God bless those red states, keeping our kids and families safe from the radical extremists who don’t think porn is good for you. Porn? Bad for kids? Watch the porn, folks. You should even watch it with your kids, like Disney news star George Stephanopoulos and his wife Ali do! They’re famous, so they must be doing it right.
The State is fully on the side of the normal people, the good people, the ones who want your toddler to sit on their laps when they’re wearing g-strings and nipple pasties. The Regime’s shock troops don’t wear jack boots anymore—they wear Lucite pleasers and hot pants.
The full weight of our authorities has been brought to bear on the terrible extremists who just will not comply, who stupidly persist in their dangerous beliefs.
We know what happened last time an all-powerful mighty pagan empire took down a radical in their midst.
He Persisted. And so must we.
If wokeness is our new global religion, it makes sense why our current persecution feel so familiar. Religious persecution is not new. It’s the world’s second oldest profession!
But what gave those early Christians the courage to cling to their convictions? Even in front of starving lions, the stench of the burned corpses of other faithful in their noses, they would kneel and pray as death approached.
The lions are now coming for our newly minted martyrs: pediatric gender clinic whistleblowers. Jamie Reed, former employee of a St.Louis hospital’s pediatric gender clinic, is speaking up. She will not be the last one like her crucified for her courage:
It’s just so hard to remember who the extremists are anymore. Maybe they should make us all wear something so we are easy to spot. Like, I don’t know, maybe an armband. I don’t make the rules, okay?
Here’s a tip: If you’re the one who’s afraid of speaking up, then you are not the danger. Hold on to the truth—it’s all we’ve got left.
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Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.
The FBI is sinister. evil and tenacious; but do not worry little flock; God has a place prepared for them for eternity.